Quotes tagged ‘Shit’

“Little Rock: No Twinkies. Tallahassee: Shit! fuck! Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Virginia Beach. This shit’s happening every week. It happens so much, I’m almost—I don’t care anymore.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“I learn a lot about myself through my music. Sometimes I write shit and I’m like, 'What the hell was I going through that day?'”

— Lady GaGa, amazon.com

“Brad Pitt don’t smoke shit hash. It’s like [the saying], 'Irish don’t drink shit Guinness.' Brad Pitt don’t smoke shit hash.”

— Chris Cornell, amazon.com

“I’m eccentric, and I voice my opinions about shit.”

— Courtney Love, amazon.com

“Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.”

— Ken Nolan, imdb.com

“You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to shit, freaked out. I me…”

— Frank Yablans, Ted Kotcheff, Peter Gent, Nancy Dowd, Rich Eustis, Seth Maxwell, Mac Davis, imdb.com

“Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”

— Ron Shelton, Crash Davis, Kevin Costner, imdb.com

“The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don't give a shit about me.”

— Robert D. Siegel, Randy "Ram" Robinson, Mickey Rourke, imdb.com

“Don't get me wrong, I want to be out. But I don't want to wrestle with the same shit if I'm out, and I don't want to keep this feeling if I'm in.”

— Angus MacLachlan, Stone, Edward Norton, imdb.com

“Mark Wayne: Everything tastes like chicken, you notice that? Frog legs, snakes... even rabbits taste like chicken. Charnetski: Everything except this shit.”

— David S. Goyer, imdb.com

“Get back in the goddamn ground you unorganized grab-asstic gob of teleplasmic shit!”

— Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Sgt. Hiles, R. Lee Ermey, imdb.com

“Ben: People don't get me. Anna: Oh please, Ben! This, like, emo teenager shit is so fucking tired. You know what, I think the thing is everyone gets you and that's the fucking problem.”

— Zoe Lister-Jones, Ben, Adam Pally, imdb.com

“Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body. Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow, Red, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Biscuit, Michael Jai White, imdb.com

“I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, KISS. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.”

— Tom Kapinos, Rich Wilkes, Amanda Adelson, Doc McGhee, David Costabile, imdb.com

“It’s crazy that anyone would think I’d be in league with the Devil, because I’m terrified of all kinds of shit.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, theguardian.com

“You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it.”

— Tony Gilroy, Ward Abbott, Brian Cox, imdb.com

“Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.”

— Paul Schrader, imdb.com