Quotes tagged ‘Shit’

“[laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Dr. Lexus, Justin Long, imdb.com

“OK, the zone's not working. They're a little too big to play man-to-man. And we can't shoot for shit.”

— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“[about how he ‘beat the shit’ out of a guy who was having sex with his female friend] It wasn't that I loved Sandy, I knew that we had an understanding. But I discovered then that Chris was right, all things had systems, even me. I was about to beat the living shit out of this guy because he had inv…”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here, so you can be happy all you fucking want.”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay: Homo sapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to…”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“Boy you just ate some shit!”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Scrap Iron, John Witherspoon, imdb.com

“Mr. Jones: Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me? Craig Jones: Pops, I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more. Mr. Jones: Well, I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black…”

— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com

“Shit, nigga had me scared, but I held my own, fuck that.”

— Ice Cube, Pinky, Clifton Powell, imdb.com

“Day-Day: I got the BGs. Craig Jones: What's the BGs? Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on myself.”

— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com

“Uncle Elroy: [Suga falls on Craig's lap, face-down] Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman? Craig: I don't know. I must have...shit. Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew? Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you. Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. I…”

— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com

“Bud: Okay. Have a nice day, Uh, night. [to himself] Bud: Night, day, doesn't mean shit.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Otto: What happened to your old lady? Bud: My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Oly: You want some help with that beer, kid? Otto: You're all repo men. Oly: What if we are? [Otto pours his entire beer on the floor] Bud: [standing up] You know, kid, uh, usually when someone pulls shit like that, my first reaction is, I wanna punch his fuckin' lights out. But you know something?…”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Shit. I can act in a real movie with a story and everything.”

— David Simon, Lori, Emily Meade, imdb.com

“[Looking at C.C.'s body after Bobby and Frankie have just killed him] Damn! Y'all murdered the shit out of that motherfucker!”

— David Simon, Black Frankie, Thaddeus Street, imdb.com

“Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if... Marcus Copeland: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. ‘We?’ Kevin, this ain’t about ‘we.’ It’s never been. It’s about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I’m dumb enough to go along with it. And look wh…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Kevin Copeland, Shawn Wayans, imdb.com

“Columbus: Hey, for fuck’s sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don’t have enough problems. Oh, they stole my Hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well, get over it! We can’t just fucking drive down the road playing I Spy or some shit for two hours like four normal-ass A…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com