“I had gotten up to two, maybe three, packs (of cigarettes) a day. And my lungs were bothering me and I'd had pneumonia two or three times. And I was also smoking pot, and I decided, well, one of them's got to go. And so I took a pack of Chesterfields and took all the Chesterfields out, rolled up 20…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell for all eternity…it didn’t take long for me to start thinking that sounded all wrong….I didn’t cotton to the idea that your religion should be flaunted to other people. Your religion is for you, and…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“Did you hear about the cop that was fired for smoking weed and masturbating in his patrol car? Evidently he was a high wanking officer.”— iAmWillyAmm, reddit.com
“Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.”— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.”— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“We should legalize drugs the same way we legalize alcohol and smoking, and then let those people have to deal with the consequences of their actions. But you can't prohibit it—it doesn't work, it didn't work in the twenties, it doesn't work today.”— Al Goldstein, jimgoad.net
“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com
“Two men having a chat. There was two men one smoked 2 packs a day for the last 20 years. The other never smoked a day in his life. The non smoker tells the smoker that if he didn't smoke he could've saved around $115,000! Enough to buy a Lamborghini! The man takes a long drag from his cigarette. And…”— googgles, reddit.com
“Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking weed? Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"”— madazzahatter, reddit.com
“I know I’m not supposed to say this but the smell of tobacco on you does things to me I would not want my mom — or the Surgeon General to know.”— Chrissy Stockton, amazon.com
“College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking..”— David Sedaris, amazon.com
“Under my doctor's advice, I am now healthily smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day. He told me smoking just 1 pack a day would kill me”— JokeJedi, reddit.com
“Quitting smoking is the easiest thing ever I've done it a thousand times.”— warrioguythi, reddit.com
“The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.”— Frank Sinatra, play.spotify.com
“After seeing the Anti-Smoking campaign, I don't smoke anymore. But I don't smoke any less, either.”— guishark09, reddit.com
“I'm always very honest with the people I photograph. I open up a lot and tell people about my own experiences and answer their questions honestly. I'm asking my subjects for something, so I want to give something in return.”— Naomi Harris, independent.co.uk