Quotes tagged ‘Star Wars’

“Both Bloomberg and Patrick staked their runs on the idea that voters would hungrily embrace a fresh face to shake up the 2020 race — but compared to Baby Yoda, they're not exactly capturing the public's imagination.”

— Shane Savitsky, axios.com

“The people embraced Baby Yoda, who was sweet and good and very tiny.”

— Kathryn VanArendonk, Jen Chaney, Jackson McHenry, vulture.com

““Remember…the Force will be with you, always.””

— Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, Alec Guinness, imdb.com

“There will be two interactive attractions (aka 'rides') at both parks that combine and propel the tech mastery of Lucasfilm and Disney into hyperspace. Each is massive in scale.”

— David G. Allan, cnn.com

“I'm more Darth Vader than I am Luke Skywalker.”

— Kobe Bryant, twitter.com

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“To quote every 'Star Wars' ever made, 'I’ve got a bad feeling about this.'”

— Anderson MacKenzie, Phil Klemmer, Jefferson 'Jax' Jackson, Franz Drameh, imdb.com

“We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com

“Pablo: Kelly, you need to be careful of revenge. My uncle, he always said, 'Pablito, beware anger, fear revenge." If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.' Kelly: Did you just Yoda quote me?”

— Nate Crocker, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

“Crackheads, Wookiees. You know, you gotta let 'em win.”

— Jenji Kohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com

“Hey ankle grabber! I had sex with your mother. No seriously. I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.”

— Brad Falchuk, Noah Puckerman, Mark Salling, imdb.com

“This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights. This is the story of Star Wars. Let's begin with part four.”

— Alec Sulkin, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Jesse: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities? Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star. Skinny Pete: True that. Two of them bitches.”

— George Mastras, Peter Gould, Jesse Pinkman, Aaron Paul, imdb.com

“Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?”

— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II? Your credit card.”

— topaic, reddit.com

“Vader has a pretty sweet suit. It must have cost at least an arm and a leg.”

— cheesedonutZ, reddit.com

“Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8? In charge of planning Yoda was.”

— archiekc, reddit.com

“Why can't you email photos to jedi? Because attachments are forbidden.”

— EchoedReality, reddit.com