“Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night.”Tagged: Cops, Police, Dad, Family, Police Brutality
“We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett.”Tagged: Boba Fett, Star Wars, Pop Culture, Snarky, Sassy
“Raymond, you don’t break into a candy store and steal one gumball.”Tagged: candy, steal, Metaphor, criminal, Break In
“No offense, Gideon, but I never met a building I couldn’t break into.”Tagged: Building, Break Into, criminal, No Offense, Crime
“Why don’t we stretch our legs at that bank we passed three blocks back?”Tagged: Stretch, Bank, Rob, criminal, Hero
“Nothing quite like dying to make you think about all the mistakes, all the wrong choices.”Tagged: Dying, Death, Mistakes, Wrong Choices, depressing
“Are you telling me future Hitler is enrolled in a gymnastics class?”Tagged: Future, Hitler, Gymnastics, Class, Sassy
“You know, your father sounds a lot like mine. Could never really say 'I love you' except with his fists.”Tagged: father, I Love You, fists, Violence, Love