Quotes tagged ‘Strippers’

“People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.”

— Cardi B, cosmopolitan.com

“J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”

— Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Linda Schuyler, Van Moore, Toby, Jake Goldsbie, imdb.com

“It’s a great lesson in respect and courtesy, they say, with one clear rule: Don’t be an asshole to strippers.”

— Magdalene Taylor, melmagazine.com

“That's right, people—Mandy's working the pole. I think we all saw this day coming.”

— Michael Teverbaugh, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

“Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Both inside and outside the club, being a stripper can be taxing for anyone regardless of their sexual preferences.”

— Sofia Barrett-Ibarria, vice.com

“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.”

— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine. Sam: She was a stripper? Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.”

— Cathryn Humphris, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com