“Mike Baxter: All right, quick review. Yellow light means? Eve Baxter: Floor it. Mike Baxter: Stop sign? Eve Baxter: Look both ways for Johnny Law, then floor it.”Tagged: driving lessons, yellow light, johnny floor
“That's right, people—Mandy's working the pole. I think we all saw this day coming.”Tagged: Strippers
“A black man who likes hockey, that's the most creative costume I've seen all night.”Tagged: Black Men, Hockey, stereotypes
“Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things.”Tagged: voting, voter fraud, illegal