“There, on the beaches, of Thailand, I decided to quit my job and travel the world alone for one straight year.”Tagged: Passion, inspiration
“'Make sure you’re hard, but whatever you do, don’t finish yet. Think about something not sexy occasionally but don’t focus on it too long or you’ll lose it completely.'”Tagged: thoughts during sex, hard, orgasm
“'She just finished! Time to go 100mph!!!'”Tagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Female Orgasm, thrusting
“'Was that a good moan or a bad moan? I honestly can’t tell if she’s loving this or just wanting it to be over right now.'”Tagged: thoughts during sex, moaning, Confusion
“I'm pretty sure we could convince Gary Johnson that picking up your phone and whispering a candidate's name to Siri counts as a vote.”Tagged: Gary Johnson, Twitter, humor
“Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.”Tagged: Dogs, Jokes About Movies
“Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000”Tagged: Funny Tweets, Hysterical Quotes, Funny Quotes, Best Funny Quotes, Venmo