“Talk quick, before I lose this bullet in your skull.”— Mary Laws, Saint of Killers, Graham McTavish, imdb.com
“You know you can still deliver a baby without a tongue.”— Edward Kitsis, Adam Horowitz, Regina Mills, Lana Parrilla, imdb.com
“You wanna see soft? Why don’t I use that hook to show you your intestines?”— Edward Kitsis, Adam Horowitz, Regina Mills, Lana Parrilla, imdb.com
“You bring him back or I'll make your life miserable for you. And you know I can do it. I'll move in with you.”— Danny Arnold, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com
“Cyril: As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!! Coroner: [munches on hot dog] I'll be here!”— Adam Reed, Cyril Figgis (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com
“The Jolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand? Helga: Well, I demand that you supply me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out!”— Craig Bartlett, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com
“Mariah: Let me make one thing crystal clear, 'Che.' You bust up in my office like that ever again, I will cut your balls off and roll them like dice. Comanche: You gonna blow on 'em first?”— Cheo Hodari Coker, Mariah Dillard, Alfre Woodard, imdb.com
“I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.”— Monica Macer, Sheriff Stilinski, Linden Ashby, imdb.com
“Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm through with you!”— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag? Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.”— David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Storytellers are a threat. They threaten all champions of control, they frighten usurpers of the right-to-freedom of the human spirit—in state, in church or mosque, in party congress, in the university or wherever.”— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com
“I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I've made choices.”— Thomas Schnauz, Moira Walley-Beckett, Walter White, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com
“You hurt my family, I'm gonna bleed you, bitch.”— John Shiban, Pa Bender, John Dennis Johnston, imdb.com
“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”— Thurgood Marshall, thurgoodmarshall.com
“You just bought yourself a lifetime supply of insomnia. Now you get your fat carcass out of here before I book you for violating the ecology.”— Telly Savalas, imdb.com
“Backstabbers operate out of insecurity, believing they have to have perfect order to eliminate any threat to their power.”— Les Parrott III, amazon.com