“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”— Merriwether Williams, Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“She called me ugly, so I told her how much money I make...then she called me ugly and poor.”— Prince-Of-Wolves, reddit.com
“What interests me in architecture and design is work that is awkward, and not beautiful, and a little bit idiosyncratic.”— Abbot Miller, amazon.com
“Husband [in front of the mirror]: ‘Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?’ Wife: ‘I do.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Wife [in front of the mirror]: ‘I feel ugly. Give me a compliment to make me feel better.’ Husband: ‘Your vision is absolutely perfect.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Yo mama is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Yo mama’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Yo mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and left with a job application.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.”— Ralph Waldo Emerson, amazon.com
“The most painful thing is not the betrayal of trust, June. Do you know what's most painful? The most painful thing in this entire ugly incident is the ingratitude.”— Margaret Atwood, Leila Gerstein, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“The world can be quite an ugly place. But we cannot wish that ugliness away. We cannot hide from that ugliness.”— Margaret Atwood, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“Life is not a beauty contest, some [ugly people] are great. What I hate is nasty, ugly people... the worst is ugly, short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life... they are mean and they want to kill you.”— Karl Lagerfeld, glamourmagazine.co.uk