Quotes tagged ‘ugly’

“Isabelle Lightwood: That's just it. He won't return alive or breathing. He will be a vampire. Jace Wayland: And not the sexed-up, romantic kind. The ugly, blood-sucking, coffin-dwelling kind.”

— Allison Rymer, Jace Wayland, Dominic Sherwood, imdb.com

“I don’t ever remember a time when Earth, Mars and the Belt weren’t fighting. The sides change sometimes. What we think we’re fighting for. Who we tell ourselves are the good people. But it just seems we can’t ever stop fighting war after war after war. It’s part of being human. An ugly part, but I d…”

— Daniel Abraham, Ty Franck, Naren Shankar, Naomi Nagata, Dominique Tipper, imdb.com

“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious. Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.”

— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“Mrs. Crabtree: Don't get off the bus or a big scary monster will eat you! [she gets off the bus] Butters: Hey, why isn't the monster eating her? Kyle: Because, dumbass, monsters don't eat fat, ugly, smelly bitches. Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Kyle: I said 'Larry King won't grant me three wishe…”

— Nancy Pimental, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“I actually respect Mike a little more now because he laughed at me saying he brings home bulldog looking girls.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“Come on, you're my sister, I'm supposed to call you ugly.”

— Christopher Ames, Carolyn Shelby, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com

“Adolescence is a battle. A life-or-death mission into hostile territory. You tiptoe through minefields. Dodge bullets. Try to do the right thing...in a crazy time. But war has another side. The noble side. Forging friendships between improbable comrades. Uniting men. Bringing together the good...the…”

— Jeffrey Stepakoff, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“Where'd you get that suit, the toilet store?”

— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Meg Griffin: Chris! You're hogging all the fans! Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!”

— Gary Janetti, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com

“[after a date with Hal Baxter] I made the mistake of asking him which was his bad side. You know, we looked for it for ten minutes. We couldn't find it. We found mine right away, though. It's the front.”

— Treva Silverman, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com

“Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.”

— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Grandpa, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“To be truly effective, you must be ugly.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com

“I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. I'd kill her before I'd divorce her!”

— Alan Alda, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

“None of Nature's landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild.”

— John Muir, amazon.com

“I was living a life of a lie. I really was. And I was doing a lot of things, like I said, that hurt a lot of people. And stripping away denial and rationalization you start coming to the truth of who you really are and that can be very ugly. But then again, when you face it and you start conquering…”

— Tiger Woods, reuters.com

“A fat woman came into the shoe store today and wanted a pair of shoes to wear to a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt, and go as the world's largest, ugliest Christmas tree. Then she has the nerve to get mad at me because she's fat.”

— Ellen L. Fogle, imdb.com

“The investigation of ugliness is, to me, more interesting than the bourgeois idea of beauty. And why? Because ugly is human. It touches the bad and the dirty side of people. You know, this might have been a scandal in fashion but in other fields of art it is common: in painting and in movies, it was…”

— Miuccia Prada, nytimes.com

“You see a light at the end of this ugly-ass tunnel. I don't.”

— Andrew Dabb, imdb.com

“You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”

— Ben Edlund, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com