Quotes tagged ‘useless’

“You are a useless girl. Useless.”

— Alena Smith, Mrs. Dickinson, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

“I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.”

— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com

“Hans: You can live without wants, but you can't live without needs. The society is very focused on wants. Elizabeth Jennings: The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”

— Stuart Zicherman, Elizabeth Jennings, Keri Russell, imdb.com

“Sue Wilson: Ma'am? Secretary Maddox would like a meeting, stat. Selina Meyer: No. Stat. He's useless. He's a one-inch cock.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“I figured only one of us could break down at a time, otherwise, we'd both be useless.”

— Brad Kern, Phoebe Halliwell, Alyssa Milano, imdb.com

“Book: I wish I could help. [Inara turns to face him & he realizes what he said] I mean...I don't wanna help—not help help, but—not with the thieving, but— [Inara smiles, tries not to laugh] Book: I do feel awfully useless. Inara: You could always pray they make it back safely. Book: I don't think th…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com

“Mary Lightly: I wanted to be heroic. Shawn: Oh, Mary, with a flare gun?”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Oh, you're useless! You're completely useless! You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen! And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog, who humps all the bombs!”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

“Fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shit.”

— Gordon Ramsay, vanityfair.com

“I'm not completely useless. I can always serve as a bad example”

— biinroii01, reddit.com

“Fame and envie are both needlesse to the dead because unknown, sometimes dangerous to the living when too well knowne: reason enough that I rather cause to say nothing, then too little, in the praise of the deceased Author, or of your Lordship my desired factor.”

— Francis Drake, international.loc.gov

“You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”

— Uknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Vacuums are fucking useless. They suck at everything”

— Phatperson, reddit.com

“Isn’t it rotten? There isn’t any use my telling you I love you.”

— Ernest Hemingway, amazon.com

“Getting attached to things is pointless. That’s how things get screwed up. People care too much about everything. Let it go. You’ll be happier.”

— Nick Burd, amazon.com

“I will tell you what she was like. She was like a piano in a country where everyone has had their hands cut off.”

— Angela Carter, amazon.com

“You’re not worth the trouble it’d take to hit you. You’re not worth the powder it’d take to blow you up.”

— Richard Yates, amazon.com

“He is simply a hole in the air.”

— George Orwell, amazon.com

“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”

— George R.R. Martin, amazon.com