“[Recording] It's Gina's phone, leave me a voicemail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com
“The way we’re attached to our phones these days, they buzz and twitch in our pockets and we have to look and see if it was a text, a voicemail or an email. We’re almost like lab rats.”— Eddie Vedder, huffingtonpost.com
“Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”— Ben Edlund, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“Your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voicemail.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I left three messages. I can't believe this woman. She has sex with me, leaves ten minutes later, then I never hear from her again. What kind of a person does this? I mean, she used me. I feel cheap and violated.”— Elaine Pope, Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com