“You can't throw a watermelon at me.”— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”— Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy in five months! She doesn't need nice!”— Brad Falchuk, Kendra Giardi, Jennifer Aspen, imdb.com
“Members of the Manson family left watermelon rinds at the scene of the crime and also painted panther paws on the wall in blood in the hopes of convincing authorities that the Black Panther Party was responsible.”— Virgil Williams, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com
“John has 20 watermelons and tim has none. John threw one watermelon at tim, what does tim have now? A concussion.”— Panicm8, reddit.com
“Watermelon. This juicy red fruit can boost your libido as if you took that little blue pill.”— Carmina Natividad, thoughtcatalog.com