“All I wanna do today is wear my favorite shades and get stoned.”— Florida Georgia Line, open.spotify.com
“The fact that I like Mondays more than Sundays might be the most inflammatory thing about me. It’s a blatant betrayal of social code, a violation against the social media-enforced conduct manual wherein weeks — particularly the beginnings of them — are maligned and weekends are worshipped like the l…”— Harling Ross, manrepeller.com
“I want to be waried by strangers. I will bring many extra shirts. This weekend.”— Tracy Lynne Oliver, thefanzine.com
“What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”— Francesca Rollins, Oliver Goldstick, Caleb Rivers, Tyler Blackburn, imdb.com
“Why do I always have the feeling that everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Sunday is for Football and Family. And by that I mean, overeating and online shopping.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Post on Sundays: Sundays see the fewest images posted, so posting then may get your images more visibility.”— Jayson DeMers, forbes.com
“You know what I discovered? It's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.”— Keith Merryman, Tommy, Woody Harrelson, amazon.com
“Having a routine is important. It gives you something to hang on to, something to differentiate the weekdays from the weekends.”— Ruth Ware, amazon.com
“Weekends are sacred for me. They're the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.”— Marcus Samulesson, brainyquote.com
“If your guy seems to always be MIA during the weekends, this is a clear sign that he is reserving weekends for someone else on his literal to-do list, or keeping his options open to meet other women.”— Tristan Coopersmith, sheknows.com
“The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.com