“What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”Tagged: Fun, Weekends, Sarcasm, breaking bones, Cruelty
“Mona: Did you lose your v-card? Hannah: No! Nothing happened. Mona: Well, that was a waste of water.”Tagged: Funny, Virginity, V-Card
“Mona: What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy? Hannah: I was in the shower with him. Mona: Oh, talk about a wet dream. Hannah: No, it wasn't a dream. He took a shower at my place.”Tagged: Funny, wet dreams, Puns, Punny, Scooby Doo