“Never send a boy to do a woman's job.”— Rafael Moreu, Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn', Angelina Jolie, imdb.com
“Hi, I’m a slut. What? You can’t be surprised when you spent my entire life deciding woman equals sexualized.”— Savannah Brown, youtube.com
“what if the devil is just a woman who was banished to hell to stoke the flames as punishment for standing up to him? - lilith”— Amanda Lovelace, instagram.com
“I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.”— Michael G. Wilson, Richard Malbaum, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com
“That woman was the only reason on earth for me to tolerate human life!”— Warren Ellis, Dracula, Graham McTavish, imdb.com
“Celie: [lunging towards Albert with a knife] I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble! Sofia: Don't do it, Mrs. Celie. Don't trade places with what I been through. Shug: Come on, Celie, let's go to the car. Sofia: He ain't worth it, he ain't worth it. Albert:…”— Menno Meyjes, Sofia, Oprah Winfrey, imdb.com
“Howard: Death came first. She met me in the dog park. Madeline: Oh, so Death is a 'her?' Howard: Uh, yeah. It turns out Death is an elderly white woman.”— Allan Loeb, Howard Inlet, Will Smith, imdb.com
“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”— Ken Keeler, Zapp Brannigan, Billy West, imdb.com
“Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.”— Brian Kelley, Zapp Brannigan, Billy West, imdb.com
“Do you remember the first time you lied to a woman? Other than your mother, that is.”— Ronald D. Moore, Number Six, Tricia Helfer, imdb.com
“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!”— Conan O'Brien, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“You're in the wrong business, sweetie. The better question might be, why do you wanna be here? The CIA is not an easy place to be a woman.”— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Joan Campbell, Kari Matchett, imdb.com
“Arthur: But... You're a woman. Lucy Ricardo: Yes, my husband likes me that way.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.”— Dean Batali, Jackie Burkhart, Mila Kunis, imdb.com
“I love that woman with a FIERY PASSION...that consumes my soul!”— Will Forte, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall... Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!”— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“I know you don’t like taking orders from a woman, but you’re gonna like getting your ass kicked by one even less.”— Chris Fedak, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com