“Why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take you house and car.”— dv1r, reddit.com
“Infuriating line you have to tiptoe along as a woman: if you push back, you're 'too aggressive'; if you grin and bear it, you're 'too weak.' And, of course, no matter what you do (too weak, too aggressive), you have a 'tone problem'.”— Susan Fowler, twitter.com
“When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way.”— Jean Harlow, imdb.com
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Not at all. Tried one, got burned, waste of money.”— InsertANameHeree, reddit.com
“I must confess that I too am a woman and that I am always prepared to applaud a woman who is more daring than I, and is equal to a man in fighting for freedom of behavior.”— Paul Gauguin, amazon.com
“She is one of those girls who need never make the slightest effort to have men fall in love with them. Two types of men seldom do: dull men are usually afraid of her cleverness and intellectual men are usually afraid of her beauty.”— F. Scott Fitzgerald, amazon.com
“What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking.”— wackoclown, reddit.com
“Here’s to the girls with sly eyes wild hair and intoxicating thoughts. You will fall in love and find your handprints wrapped around her arms just trying to hold on.”— Michelle K., michellekpoems.tumblr.com
“Suppose I want to paint a woman's body: first of all I imbue it with grace and charm, but I know that I must give something more. I will condense the meaning of this body by seeking its essential lines. The charm will be less apparent at first glance, but it must eventually emerge from the new image…”— Henri Matisse, amazon.com
“A man was sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog. A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Almost immediately, the little dog began barking incessantly at the man while he ate. The man asked "Would you mind if I throw him a bit?" "Not at all," the woman repli…”— nyquill81, reddit.com
“If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing.”— shomali11, reddit.com
“If you consider a woman less pure after you've touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands.”— Kaija Sabbah, goodreads.com
“We believe that without respecting women’s rights, society cannot function properly and build a better life for everyone in every way. Women are not only half of the society, they are the essence of being and living as human being. Without their energy, no aspect of society can go forward”— Shervin Mazlum, clarionproject.org
“Women need to speak up, and women need to be heard. It's not one industry, and it’s every level of the food chain. It’s just something women learn to write off as the day-to-day of being a woman.”— Blake Lively, latimes.com
“A woman goes to the doctor with the tip of some lettuce sticking out of her pants The doctor says "That looks nasty" She replies "It's just the tip of the iceberg"”— koshki1, reddit.com
“O woman’s counsel is so often cold! A woman’s counsel brought us first to woe, Made Adam out of Paradise to go Where he had been so merry, so well at ease.”— Geoffrey Chaucer, amazon.com
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”— Robert Jordan, amazon.com