“I consider a hostile work environment any office that has a Karaoke Night.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“Making money isn't hard in itself... What's hard is to earn it doing something worth devoting one's life to.”— Carlos Ruiz Zafon, amazon.com
“At your office. If you're lucky enough to have a key to your office, this is the perfect place to get away and get it on with your man. It is every man's fantasy to see his wife or girlfriend a little tussled up in her heels and button-down shirt? You don't even have to be into role play to find thi…”— Kate Cassidy, yourtango.com
“On your desk at work, so you’re on the clock while you’re on his cock.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Does anyone know where we can buy one of those "100 Days Without A Workplace Accident" signs? Ours has a lot of dried blood on it.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Another day, another dollar. I've really got to renegotiate my contract.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“At your workplace, you're not allowed to have your prevailing character trait be "grouchy".”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“Is he out several nights a week meeting with clients, vendors, agencies and people from his department or team? Have you been excluded from the social gatherings, and then learn other spouses had attended? This is a pretty good indication that he’s up to something.”— Patti Blue Hayes, huffingtonpost.com
“I have very high standards for every part of life - my work, my relationships, food, love. I can't just pretend.”— Olivia WIlde, books.google.com
“Fuck motivation. it’s a fickle and and unreliable little dickfuck and isn’t worth your time. Better to cultivate discipline than to rely on motivation. force yourself to do things. force yourself to get up out of bed and practice. Force yourself to work. Motivation is fleeting and it’s easy to rely…”— Anonymous, thereallimegreenandloki.tumblr.com
“Especially in the workplace, always try to use the phrase, 'My understanding was...' instead of 'I assumed...' The latter is always viewed as having jumped to a conclusion without having actual evidence.”— Unknown, 1000lifehacks.com
“There is nothing better than being your own boss. Well, there is, actually: not having to work at all. That is way better.”— Amy Schumer, amazon.com
“And stop being in such a rush. There is no elevator to success; you have to take the stairs.”— Khloé Kardashian, amazon.com
“After deciding to quit work and gambling, Devol pushes his tools into the river: It was the last lick of work I would ever do.”— George Devol, amazon.com
“I never employ an expert in full bloom. If I ever wanted to kill the opposition by unfair means I would endow the opposition with experts. We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert—because no one ever considers himself expert if he reall…”— Henry Ford, amazon.com