Quotes tagged ‘WTF’

“Thorny: [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva? Captain O'Hagan: What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station? Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com

“The world was charmed when she was around—the normal rules didn’t seem to apply.”

— Rachel DeLoache Williams, vanityfair.com

“When I was a teen I worked at a cable access studio and made mini movies. My neighbors gave me their father's old video camera. They told me he never used it but it didn't seem to work anymore and had a tape jammed in it. I fixed it up and on the tape was hours of him driving around at night and fil…”

— 386519B, reddit.com

“I worked at a movie theater selling concessions and this older man approaches the counter and orders I asked him "would you like anything else?" And he looks at me and says "every time I ask for the thing I want they keep telling me it's illegal". I'm quite creeped out by this guy and I so I just so…”

— theycallmedro, reddit.com

“I used to work as a 911 operator in a relatively large metro area. One night at about 3 am or so I answered a call from an elderly lady who said she didn't feel good. I tried to get more info about what was wrong — chest pain, trouble breathing, headache, is she diabetic, etc. She gave me her addres…”

— penguinluvinman, reddit.com

“By the way you can't, you can't even make fat jokes now without, like, there's a whole segment of people that like, that's almost the worst one like, it's easier to, like, do a racial thing, than it is a fat one because everyone knows they're fat and they get really offended that--,”

— Donald Trump Jr., money.cnn.com

“I’ve been so lucky in [not getting an STD]. It is a dangerous world out there — it’s scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.”

— Donald Trump, buzzfeed.com

“You can go ahead, but I'll remind you guys this was a question about Korea.”

— Elaine Quijano, youtube.com

“Cyber warfare is the new warfare of the asymmetrical enemies we face in this country.”

— Mike Pence, youtube.com

“[On women] You have to treat 'em like shit.”

— Donald Trump, books.google.dk

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

— Donald Trump, washingtonpost.com

“The iPhone 7 is being launched in September. It’s strongly rumored that the new phone won’t include the phone’s traditional 3.5mm headphone jack, in a bid to make the phone slimmer.”

— John Earls, nme.com