“Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars. Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers. Farva: I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over. Farva: Bullshit. You…”Tagged: Investment, Son of a Bitch
“Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her...I guess you could say that about all my girls.”Tagged: Stinks, ass
“Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your goddamned unions. Farva: Cap'n...you know I'm not a pro-union guy.”Tagged: Police Brutality, Unions, Goddamned
“Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.”Tagged: Pranks, Shit
“Who can say 'meow' the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.”Tagged: meow, crazy
“Thorny: [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva? Captain O'Hagan: What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station? Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!”Tagged: WTF, Uniform, CEO, Levi-Strauss
“Captain O'Hagan: That's it. You're off the road, never again. Farva: Sir, it was not my fault! Captain O'Hagan: Neither was the goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions. Farva: Cap, You know I'm not a…”Tagged: Unions, Goddamn, banned, cleaning lady
“Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”Tagged: Viagra, boner, Blush
“Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva:…”Tagged: liter, fuckin', cola