“You know what I discovered? It's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.”— Keith Merryman, Tommy, Woody Harrelson, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Weekends
“I’m gonna change your life. I’m that girl!”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Change, Life-Changing
“I kind of believe in true love. There might be a Prince Charming out there for me.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, True Love, Prince Charming
“One day you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away. Like you can't breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish.”— Keith Merryman, Tommy, Woody Harrelson, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, True Love, Dating
“I don’t have a type. It’s more about what’s inside.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Dating, Types
“God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes, you know? I would never have to worry about my hair or having to go to the bathroom, and then, when I’m at my lowest point some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and then we’d kiss. Happily ever after!”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Movies, Happily Ever After, Kissing
“You’re worth waiting for.”— Keith Merryman, Parker, Bryan Greenberg, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Patience
“Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Love
“She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.”— Keith Merryman, Tommy, Woody Harrelson, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Relationships
“I love this movie! If a prostitute and a ruthless business man can fall in love, then anyone can.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, pretty woman, Love
“You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you’re more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who’s doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”— Keith Merryman, Quincy, Andy Samberg, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, damaged, broken
“The sad thing is, I actually thought you were different.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Disappointed, Heartbroken
“I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Hollywood, True Love
“No relationship. No emotions. Just sex.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, emotions, Sex, Relationship
“Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating.”— Keith Merryman, Kayla, Emma Stone, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Work, Dating
“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Sex, douchebag
“'Every new beginning comes from some other beginning.’ That actually makes sense, right here. Who’d have thought that Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, third eye blind, Lyrics, Music
“I always thought you were a true love kind of girl.”— Keith Merryman, Lorna, Patricia Clarkson, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, True Love, serious relationships
“Every place can be a bit lonely sometimes.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Lonely, Alone
“I’m just gonna shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, emotions, Emotionless
“Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Dating, Fun
“I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way.”— Keith Merryman, Tommy, Woody Harrelson, amazon.comTagged: friends with benefits, Women, Beautiful