40 Funny Quotes Every Pokemon Go Fan Can Relate To

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THIS GAME IS WILD! Brexit? Government-less Australia? Donald Trump? No one cares because Pokemon Go! If you're a player, you can definitely relate to these.

“I dreamed of getting laid and playing Pokemon. Now this day has arrived!”

— AlexQt, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.”

— Sexual Gifs, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, apps, Tinder, Dating

“Finally America is great again, thanks to all the people who worked hard to create this highly anticipated game that we are all lucky to play.”

— Chuck Norrisbmf, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“'Wow! You've lost weight. What's your diet called?' "#PokemonGO'”

— Nader, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, apps, losing weight

“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”

— Boogers Are Gross, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“'Nice try Pokemon Go but I'm not getting tricked into exercise,' I say as I ride my Segway around to catch em all.”

— Bebo, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon, apps

“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”

— Applemac, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews

“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This…”

— Kacedamenace, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“Thought woman was slyly taking my pic in the elevator. Turns out there was a Charmander on my shoulder.”

— Noah Szubski, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, apps

“I'm just waiting for the news report saying that a kid got hit by a car while playing, but great game.”

— Idkauname, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got b…”

— Error319vouldnotfindusername, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews

“I've been waiting for Pokemon Go for so long! It's better than sex!”

— SexyAsianAwwYeeah, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go

“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”

— RavynB, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews

“Real talk though why is this Jigglypuff leading me to this unmarked white van?”

— Alex HirschVerified account, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go, JigglyPuff

“30 years ago: Don't get into cars with strangers. Now: Pay strangers to drive you around to catch Pokémon.”

— PolygonVerified account, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, apps

“Me to employee after waiting in line for 10 mins: Busy day at Starbucks I guess. Her: Not really. Someone put a lure outside.”

— Alex Pardee, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, apps

“'My girlfriend saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,’ says two-timing boyfriend.”

— Byron TauVerified account,

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, Dating, app

“My friend downloaded Pokemon GO on his phone and handed it to his girlfriend. She then accidentally wandered several miles away with his phone.”

— NerdN1, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go

“We are paying you to work, not chase fictional video game characters with your cell phone all day. Save it for your break time or lunch. Otherwise you'll have plenty of time unemployed to 'Catch Them All.'”

— RichardKorry, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, beta, plus, humor

“Mom: Why did I just here you come in? It’s past midnight. Me: I was collecting a Pokemon in our backyard Mom: I would probably be less disappointed if you had just said you were partying or selling drugs.”

— Wrixgunner, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go And Parents, Pokemon, Pokemon Problems

“We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go”

— opinionwaswrong, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, humor

“This game is incredible, me and my girlfriend were supposed to go catch a movie yesterday and as I was driving, she noticed a huge amount of items in our downtown area. So, I turned the car around and went to the downtown area of Fort Worth and we caught so many Pokemon and collected a bunch of eggs…”

— Angel The Undead, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go Is Social

“I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.”

— dippers1994, reddit.com

Tagged: Pokemon Jokes, Pokemon Go Jokes, Pokemon Go

“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!" They are all running a…”

— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, rhydon, trainer, poketrainer

“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but…”

— Eric Shields, imgur.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, rhydon, trainer, poketrainer

“THERE'S A RATTATA IN MY TANNING BED! AND HE'S NOT WEARING PROTECTIVE GOGGLES! AND I'M NAKED!”

— Johnny Gargano, twitter.com

Tagged: Rattata, Pokemon Go

“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”

— VariVox, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews

“Pokemon Go will be the end of us. You could be drowning and the lifeguard may be busy catching a fucking poliwag.”

— Matt Nelson, twitter.com

Tagged: Pokemon Go

“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”

— torieleaner, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews

“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”

— Makes me wanna be wesker, itunes.apple.com

Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews