“The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.”— Robin Williams, books.google.comTagged: God, Sex, Intelligence
“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”— , books.google.comTagged: girlfriends, boyfriends, soulmates
“Metaphors are something grown-ups use when they can't set troublesome boys on fire.”— Elizabeth Camden, amazon.comTagged: Metaphors, adults, boys
“Ugh. Boys. They're like French class--no matter how much I study, I'll never be fluent in the language.”— Jen Calonita, amazon.comTagged: boys, Confusion, gender
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”— George Carlin, amazon.comTagged: Men, stupidity, craziness, Women
“Men, I thought, were more trouble than they were worth. Really, one should stick to books where one sees the hero coming a mile off.”— Eva Rice, amazon.comTagged: Books, Hero, Men
“A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman's love, however badly he may have treated her.”— Arthur Conan Doyle, amazon.comTagged: Love, Men, Heartbreak
“Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for a boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much less likely to return the favor. They can't wrap…”— Josh Lieb, amazon.comTagged: boys, Girls, gender
“The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.”— Carrie Underwood, youtube.comTagged: Dating, boys, Dogs
“Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you, they're ready to leave.”— James Salter, amazon.comTagged: Love, Breakups, Leaving
“Another thing that happens in the movies: They all have these dramatic crises where everything looks bleak and you think the couple will never, ever get back together. But then they realize they can't live without each other, and in the end they live happily ever after. It's all a lie. When you hate…”— E. Lockhart, books.google.comTagged: Heartbreak, Dating, Apologies
“Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.”— James Thurber, books.google.comTagged: boys, Confusion, Understanding
“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”— Jennifer L. Armentrout, amazon.comTagged: Men, boys, Dating, beauty
“I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why…”— Dorothy Parker, amazon.comTagged: strength, God, Dating
“When a girl cries, few things are more worthless than a boy.”— Alexandra Bracken, amazon.comTagged: Crying, Tears, Men
“I had a dream that boys would act like men for once… Then I woke up.”— Starley Ard, amazon.comTagged: Dreaming, boys, Men
“Men didn't respect beauty. They used it.”— Nora Roberts, amazon.comTagged: beauty, manipulation, Respect
“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and the…”— Rachel Hill, amazon.comTagged: boys, Dating, Relationships
“I was crying a little for the boy I had wanted him to be and the boy he hadn’t turned out to be.”— Gabrielle Zevin, amazon.comTagged: boys, Expectations, Crying
“I understood books. I did not understand boys.”— Jennifer L. Armentrout, amazon.comTagged: Books, boys, Confusion
“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever called me baby, I'd probably laugh in his face. Or choke him.”— Katja Millay, amazon.comTagged: boys, Dating, Relationships
“I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are quite baffling.”— Rick Riordan, amazon.comTagged: boys, Confusion, obvious
“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”— Jessica Park, amazon.comTagged: Kissing, boys, Relationships
“All that time I had spent readying myself, the articles that taught me life was really just a waiting room until someone noticed you - the boys had spent that time becoming themselves.”— Emma Cline, amazon.comTagged: boys, gender, Love, Be yourself
“Boys are different from girls. Girls like to be cozy all the time but boys don't. First of all, they like to get all close to you like a coiled-up rubber band, but after a while, they get fed up with being too coiled and need to stretch away to their full stretchiness. Then, after a bit of on-their-…”— Louise Rennison, amazon.comTagged: hard to get, Dating, boys, Closeness
“Thanks to Scoop, I've learned a lot about how the male mind works, and as a result I've been having nightmares for months.”— Yvonne Collins, amazon.comTagged: boys, Dating, male mind
“I need a boy who thinks with his big head, not his little one. Since they do not exist, I have fashioned my own”— Jennifer Donnelly, amazon.comTagged: Sex, Intelligence, Dating
“Genius or jock, it didn't seem to matter. Boys were born with a gene that kept girls, no matter how smart they might be, from understanding them.”— Charity Tahmaseb, amazon.comTagged: boys, Girls, Confusion, mixed signals
“Most young men are such bores. They haven't lived long enough to learn that they are not the wonders to the world they are to their mothers.”— L.M. Montgomery, amazon.comTagged: Men, Boring, Life, Time
“When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.”— Steve Maraboli, amazon.comTagged: Jealousy, Men, Women