16 Badass Quotes From ‘For A Good Time Call’ That Prove Why Female Friendships Are The Goddamn Best

16 quotes

The best friendships are the ballsiest friendships.

“I don't want to be boring anymore.”

“I've had a taste of the outside world! I want more!”

“Are you guys scissor dancing? Honestly. You know, I hate lesbians, but you have to tell me. I'll make an exception, I'll get past it for you two.”

“Lauren: 'This doesn't make me a whore.' Jesse: 'A whore?! No, it makes you awesome.'”

“Stop being such a girl and call her.”

“We were boring. And you still are.”

“I support the arts and I'm a really good friend.”

“Like I said, I'm creative, so I have a lot of outlets for it.”

“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”

“You're a great deal! You're like a Subway gift card!”

“Okay, well you just go get your fancy pants boring job and I'll just be here being exciting.”

“I mean, I don't really deal with break-ups, but it's not so bad being alone.”

“I have a friend who's a girl. And I like it!”

“Life is weird, right'?”

“Have you been masturbating again? Because you don't have to tell me every time.”

“You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.”