“Millenials are killing the hallway music industry.”— Avery McDonald, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Twitter Jokes
“What used to be called the evolution of the free market is now "millenials killing an industry" like it's our fault companies don't adapt.”— Zach Benjamin, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Economics, Free Market, Capitalism
“Millenials should band together to kill standardized testing next.”— steampunkforever, steampunkforever.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes, SAT, School, Education
“"alright gents, headline time; this is how millenials are killing the..." *throws dart at open dictionary* "...marmalade industry?”— Blaisewell, twitter.comTagged: Millienials Are Killing, Twitter Jokes, Millenials
“millenials: breathe think piece: ARE MILLENIALS KILLING THE OXYGEN INDUSTRY”— redacted, twitter.comTagged: Twitter Jokes, Millenials Are Killing
“Worker: This customer yelled at me because we didnt sell dresses with 8 colors Boss: Just remember the customer is always right Worker: We're getting less and less customers since our industry hasn't adapted with the times Boss: I can't believe millenials are killing our industry”— princeofmints, princeofmints.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes, Retail, Customer Service
“Millenials are KILLING the ANAL SEX industry by putting AVOCADOS up their ASS.”— Anonymous, m86.tumblr.comTagged: LMAO, Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes
“Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life. ‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas. ‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of…”— kropotkhristian, kropotkhristian.tumblr.comTagged: Anti-Capitalism, Consumerism, broke, Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes
“At this point every time I see an article saying ‘Millenials are killing ___’ my brain automatically replaces it with ‘Millenials can’t afford to go to ___.”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, broke, Tumblr Jokes, Growing Pains, Shower Thoughts
“Where’s my article about how millenials are killing the belt industry bc maybe out of like 20 people i know 3 of them wear belts the others either just let it sag like nature intended or wrap a shoelace around their waist.”— princeofmints, princeofmints.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, broke, Tumblr Jokes
“If you think about it, all these thinkpieces about how Millenials are ‘killing’ various industries reveal a pretty colossal sense of entitlement. Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault fo…”— David J Prokopetz, prokopetz.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Economic Shifts, Economics, Tumblr Jokes
“Instead of reading ‘Millenials are killing ____ industry!’ as us being stupid, I read them as ‘Millenials are seeing through our bullshit consumerism!”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, broke, Tumblr Jokes, Shower Thoughts, Consumerism
“Almost all the things that "millenials are killing" are garbage things with no real value that rely on ignorance and complacency to survive.”— Isaac Marion, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Consumerism
“EVERY ‘millenials are killing businesses’ article is a ‘millenials have no disposable income because they aren’t paid fair wages’ article.”— Ty Schalter, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Economics, Equal Pay, Minimum Wage, broke
“Millenials are killing the Nazi concentration camp industry.”— Kendrick LaBlart, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Millenials, Nazi America
“So many thinkpieces about millennials are older people mad we've decided they aren't entitled to our time and attention.”— Illuminati Mess, twitter.comTagged: Generation Gap, Millenials Are Killing, Millenials, Old People
“how many "millenials are killing X industry" takes do we have to see before old ppl realize we're straight up trying to kill capitalism.”— Anchorage YDSA ⚓ , twitter.comTagged: Capitalism, Millenials Are Killing
“I'm disappointed I haven't had the pleasure of reading an article called "Millenials are killing Nazi's" yet.”— KreativAce, twitter.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Millenials, Nazi America
“They say millenials are killing everything which is true I'm out here fucking killing it everyday.”— AP ExistentialCrisis, twitter.comTagged: Twitter Jokes, Millenials Are Killing
“"Millenials are killing ____" - says the C level mid-aged employee who refuses to learn excel because "I have my own system and it works".”— zick nampounis, twitter.comTagged: Generation Gap, Millenials Are Killing
“"Millenials are killing golf" NOT FAST ENOUGH.”— ayla, twitter.comTagged: Twitter Jokes, Golf, Millenials, Generation Gap
“harry potter modern au: How Millenials Are Killing The Dark Lord.”— accio-shitpost, accio-shitpost.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes
“'Millenials Are Killing Headline Editors' 'No, you fools this isn’t just another clickbait article! They’re literally killing us! They’ve already stormed the gates and they’re out for blood and vengeance! We’re trapped in the bullpen and this is the only way we could get a message out!! I think I ca…”— flavoracle, flavoracle.tumblr.comTagged: Millenials Are Killing, Tumblr Jokes
“Playboy: millenials aren't interested in breasts as older generations. why? it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now.”— former mayor elijah, twitter.comTagged: Twitter Jokes, Millenials, Millenials Are Killing, Sex, Anal Sex