“Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”— David Quandt, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“[after Steve tells his friends that he was making out with a chick that is 80] Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles! Steve: So do raisins. But those taste pretty sweet.”— Steve Hely, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com
“Boyle: Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer! Peralta: That is no one's fantasy!”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com
“I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.”— Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com
“'Tis one of the many privileges of the old, to see the world about them always young and full of children.”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“I love an old man pub and having a great Sunday roast in front of a log fire surrounded by lots of old people. That's my ideal situation. I have a great local near me and I go in there so much no one bothers me anymore. I've been in there with Tom Cruise and they didn't bother him either.”— David Beckham, harpersbazaar.com
“Plain old people taste fine, but everything is better with cheese.”— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Leviathan, imdb.com
“So many thinkpieces about millennials are older people mad we've decided they aren't entitled to our time and attention.”— Illuminati Mess, twitter.com
“I realized I was getting older when I saw a young lady walking down the street and thought to myself. I wonder what HER mom looks like....”— catonmyshoulder69, reddit.com
“Every time I see an old person smoking I smile thinking like, hell yeah, fuck death.”— Michael Timlin, twitter.com
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.”— Anthony Powell, amazon.com