19 Quotes We All Loved From 'The Princess Bride'

“Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”

— William Goldman, amazon.com

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

— Westley, princessbrideforever.com

“Love is many things none of them logical.”

— William Goldman, amazon.com

“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?”

— William Goldman, Grandson, Fred Savage, amazon.com

“I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.”

— William Goldman, Fezzik, André the Giant, amazon.com

“In my day, television was called a book.”

— William Goldman, Grandpa, Peter Falk, amazon.com

“And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very funny, Highness.”

— William Goldman, Man In Black, Cary Elwes, amazon.com

“You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!”

— William Goldman, Buttercup, Robin Wright, amazon.com

“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe”

— William Goldman, Miracle Max, Billy Crystal, amazon.com

“A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”

— William Goldman, Vizzini, Wallace Shawn, amazon.com

“Inigo Montoya: You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right. Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.”

— William Goldman, Fezzik, André the Giant, amazon.com

“Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?”

— William Goldman, Fezzik, André the Giant, amazon.com

“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

— William Goldman, Westley, Cary Elwes, amazon.com

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

— William Goldman, Man In Black, Cary Elwes, amazon.com

“I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”

— William Goldman, Inigo Montoya, Mandy Patinkin, amazon.com

“Life is pain Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

— William Goldman, Man In Black, Cary Elwes, amazon.com

“Buttercup: We'll never survive. Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

— William Goldman, Westley, Cary Elwes, amazon.com

“You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

— William Goldman, Inigo Montoya, Mandy Patinkin, amazon.com

“The sun was rising behind her now; she could feel the heat on her back, and it gave her courage.”

— William Goldman, amazon.com