Latest Quotes

“I have convinced myself that I do not have the strength to be alone in the way that I’ve fetishized—going for weeks at a time not speaking to anyone—for so long.”

— Megan Reynolds, Doing It Alone

“My partner hates playing online games, but this weekend I made him try Fall Guys and now our relationship is in peril.”

— Ash Parrish, Help! Fall Guys Is Ruining My Relationship

“The pandemic hit. Who the fuck can sleep now?”

— Jessica Valenti, Why We Can’t Sleep

“Wealthy children have tended to move online with relative ease, their Zoom classes augmented by private tutors and quiet bedrooms with every educational accoutrement. Other children, meanwhile, have struggled to get online at all, hampered by sputtering Wi-Fi, crowded homes, and often the need to ca…”

— Caroline O'Donovan, If Online School Can’t Work In Google’s Backyard, Where Can It Work?

“Some days I have the privilege of fresh produce, other days I have the privilege of time.”

— Zoe Yang, Pandemic Cooking Isn’t About Hope. It’s About Practical Magic

“When facts fail to convince, storytelling may do the trick.”

— Kate Yoder, When facts fail to convince, storytelling may do the trick

“They're gone like a fart in the wind.”

— Steve Blackman, Klaus Hargreeves, Robert Sheehan, Right Back Where We Started

“Ordinary is not a word I would use to describe you.”

— Steve Blackman, Leonard Peabody, John Magaro, The Day That Wasn't

“Everyone I like is already dead.”

— Steve Blackman, Diego Hargreeves, David Castaneda, The Day That Wasn't

“One faulty cog and nothing works as it should.”

— Steve Blackman, The Handler, Kate Walsh, The Day That Wasn't

“Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in.”

— Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion , Cardi B - WAP feat. Megan Thee Stallion

“Just a late-night girl, calling through a phone.”

— The Academic , The Academic

“MMS defenders point to the lack of recorded deaths as evidence of its safety, but that’s part of the problem.”

— Britta Lokting, A Controversial Autism Treatment, Feuding Parents, and the Two Sons Stuck in the Middle

“You are so totally 100% allowed to feel scared about Nora dating. But I don’t understand why you feel your relationship should be prioritized over Nora’s relationships, or anything happening specifically to Nora.”

— Vanessa Pamela, Can I Tell My Poly Roommate Not to See Her Partners Because of Coronavirus?

“I spent nearly an hour on the Instagram of a friend of a friend who graduated college and promptly decided they wanted to live in a forest and raise goats. It was mind blowing.”

— Ali Oshinsky, Have You Become More Self-Sufficient?

“Warner Bros. declined to comment on specific allegations, citing an ongoing internal investigation that was launched after an earlier BuzzFeed News report in which current and former employees said they faced racism, fear, and intimidation at work.”

— Krystie Lee Yandoli, Dozens Of Former “Ellen Show” Employees Say Executive Producers Engaged In Rampant Sexual Misconduct And Harassment

“That said, 20 years later, with fashion this good, it’s no surprise that the styles of Coyote Ugly remain just as covetable.”

— Irina Grechko, An Ode To Coyote Ugly, The Ultimate ‘00s Fashion Movie

“Why not just talk to her? It’s 100 percent reasonable.”

— Alison Green, ‘I Deeply Dislike My Try-Hard Co-Worker’

“Whatever softness I had was reserved for animals, whose suffering I could alleviate in small ways.”

— Bethany Groff Dorau, Spending My Tenderness on Animals

“School's just like, not my vibe.”

— Curtis Whan, Guess My Level of Education