Latest Quotes

“[Crying with fright after a pair of tornados spun their truck around a few times] When you used to tell me that you chase tornados, deep down I thought it was just a metaphor.”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Melissa Reeves, Jami Gertz, Twister

“Joey: [Discussing at Meg’s on the tornades they have seen so far at Meg’s home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] No, that was a good-sized twister. What was it, an F3? Bill: Solid F2. Melissa: See, now you have lost me again. Bill: It’s the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado’s intensity b…”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Melissa Reeves, Jami Gertz, Twister

“[about Bill’s new fiancée, while in his truck] Bill: She’s a...a therapist. Jo: Oh...yours? Bill: Christ, you couldn’t resist, could you? Jo: What? I’m not saying you need therapy. Bill: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy? Jo: I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that. Bill: What could I possibly nee…”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Jo Harding, Helen Hunt, Twister

“You guys have got to get some new stories. I’m gonna go wash up.”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Jo Harding, Helen Hunt, Twister

“Bill: [after the tornado passes by them at the drive-in movie theater] Honey, it’s Meg. I gotta go. Melissa: I’m going back. Bill: Good, good, you’ll be safe at the motel. I’ll see you in the morning. Melissa: I won’t be there. Bill: What? Why? What are you saying? Melissa: I’m saying goodbye. Bill:…”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Melissa Reeves, Jami Gertz, Twister

“She didn’t marry your penis...Okay, she didn’t only marry your penis.”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Melissa Reeves, Jami Gertz, Twister

“I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three-headed megabeast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“I gotta go Julia, we got cows.”

— Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Dr. Melissa Reeves, Jami Gertz, Twister

“You see when something’s not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Oh, great. Now I’m stuck between two complete utter girls.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“I don’t love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Fred: [pulls Elizabeth toward the stairs] Come on! Elizabeth: Where are we going? Fred: Playtime! [slides down the bannister] Fred: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom] Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Elizabeth: [to Polly] I’m not afraid of you! Fred: Finally, the magic words!”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, Drop Dead Fred

“Look, you’ve got you now. You don’t need me.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred...now.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Elizabeth: Go away. Fred: Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I’ll piss off. Elizabeth: Piss off! Fred: Ha! I lied—those weren’t the magic words. Polly: What did you say? Fred: She told you to piss off.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, Drop Dead Fred

“Fred: Boo! Elizabeth: Ahhh! Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You’re all older. You’re even uglier. Uch. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down. [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed] Fred: Hang on. Where’s all the dolls? Elizabeth: [Whisper…”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, Drop Dead Fred

“It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred

“Fred: [Looking up Polly’s skirt] Wow. [Looks at Elizabeth and points up] Fred: Cobwebs.”

— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, Drop Dead Fred