If I didn't have substance, if I was just doing this for attention, I would be in a bikini selling you the tea that makes you shit on Instagram.
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I hate the park.
In medicine, there is this adage that whenever you hear hoofbeats, you should think horses, not zebras, because the chances are it's gonna be something common.
I believe that I can make a difference.
I am the biggest patriot of my beloved country.
We write each other letters and leave them in silly places.
Nadia: You're a primitive man. Eli: I'm your primitive man.
No room for mistake.
We owe our people the right to live in peace and security.
I love this country with all my might.
A true agent has instinct, and that cannot be taught. He either has it or he doesn't.
We have no idea what they are building, but I can assure you we are not going to like it.
Eli: You know what they see when they look at me? Nadia: I know what I see. Eli: They see an Arab.
They have no idea what I did in Egypt. They think I'm just another immigrant.
However warm the fuzzies might get because we love reading, there’s still a bottom line.
— Heather Demetrios, How To Lose A Third Of A Million Dollars Without Really Trying
No writer I knew had a person they trusted to advise on finance: it’s a notoriously predatory industry and our unconventional earnings make getting clear advise difficult indeed.
— Heather Demetrios, How To Lose A Third Of A Million Dollars Without Really Trying
Did anyone working with me — agency, publishing team — tell me that a staggering advance was not something I should depend on or get used to and that, in fact, it’s extraordinarily common in the publishing industry for untested debuts to be paid large sums they will never see again? No.
— Heather Demetrios, How To Lose A Third Of A Million Dollars Without Really Trying
Chasing someone isn’t worth the uncertainty. You don’t want to interpret mixed signals every morning, afternoon, and night. You don’t want to be in a constant state of wondering whether you said the right thing, whether you texted back too soon, whether you’re making progress with them or completely…
So sweet it makes my teeth hurt.
— Robert Funke, Charlie McDowell, Krystal Gill, Kirsten Dunst, The Gloomy-Zoomies
Well, I'll tell you the worst thing about him dying is that now I can't divorce him.
— Robert Funke, Charlie McDowell, Krystal Gill, Kirsten Dunst, The Gloomy-Zoomies