Latest Quotes

“Kay: My sorority pulled much worse pranks. Rio: Really? Kay: Yeah, one time they sold me on Ebay for a dollar.”

— Chelsea Devantez, Kay Bowman, Lennon Parham, In Hot Water

“Sometimes I cry so hard, I can feel it in my nuts.”

— Craig Rowin, Beau, David Koechner, Predators

“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”

— Craig Rowin, Mike, Dax Shepard, Predators

“When people ask me, good listeners, why do I hate all the Tutsi, I say, ‘Read our history.’ The Tutsi were collaborators for the Belgian colonists, they stole our Hutu land, they whipped us. Now they have come back, these Tutsi rebels. They are cockroaches. They are murderers. Rwanda is our Hutu lan…”

— Terry George, Keir Pearson, George Rutaganda, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Hotel Rwanda

“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”

— Craig Rowin, Donna, Susie Essman, Predators

“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”

— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, Predators

“Being strong doesn't mean doing everything on your own.”

— Craig Rowin, Donna, Susie Essman, Predators

“I'm mentally and physically incapable of survival.”

— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, Predators

“I'm very happy with everything else that's wrong with me.”

— Craig Rowin, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., Predators

“David Frost: Are you really saying the president can do something illegal? Richard Nixon: I'm saying that when the President does it, it's *not* illegal! David Frost: ...I'm sorry?”

— Peter Morgan, David Frost, Michael Sheen, Frost/Nixon

“Because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.”

— Leigh Dunlap, Sam Montgomery, Hilary Duff, A Cinderella Story

“Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle. Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.”

— Karen Janszen, Nicholas Sparks, Shane West, Landon Carter, Shane West, A Walk to Remember

“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”

— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, Predators

“My code name is 'Potato.'”

— Craig Rowin, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., Predators

“Everything you have seen here has been an illusion.”

— Neil Burger, Eisenheim, Edward Norton, imdb.com

“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”

— Craig Rowin, Constance, Pam Grier, Predators

“You're buff as hell. You got this.”

— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, Predators

“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”

— Alyssa Lane, Alex Sherman, Constance, Pam Grier, The Return of Short Shorts

“From the moment we enter this life we are in the flow of it. We measure it and we mark it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each experienced the sensation that a beautiful moment seemed to pass to quickly, and wished that we could make it ling…”

— Neil Burger, Eisenheim, Edward Norton, imdb.com

“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. C…”

— John Hodge, Mark "Rent Boy" Renton, Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting