Latest Quotes

“I'm wearing the top that she lost years ago, so this is going to be tense.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Episode 1

“You know that feeling when a guy you like sends you a text at 2:00 on a Tuesday night asking if he can come find you and you've accidentally made it out like you've just got in yourself so you have to get out of bed, drink half a bottle of wine, get in the shower, shave everything, dig out some Agen…”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Episode 1

“Amid the shock, sadness, and uncertainty, fans did the only thing they could do: laugh to keep from crying.”

— Michael Blackmon, Buzzfeed News, Just A Bunch Of Hilarious Tweets And Memes About Spider-Man Leaving The MCU

“Do I have a massive arsehole?”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Episode 1

“But most unexpected of all? That’s former White House press secretary Sean Spicer, who has reportedly turned down the show once before. (What caused the change of heart?)”

— Christian Allaire, Vogue, We’re Shook Over the New ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Cast

“A number of World Cup stars, including Megan Rapinoe, who plays for Reign FC, and fellow co-captains Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd, are using their platforms to speak out in favor of equal pay for women.”

— Julie Compton, NBC News, After World Cup boost, women’s pro soccer hopes to keep the momentum

“You want me to take comfort in the fact that we live in a world where everyone knows what the truth is and there are no consequences?”

— Abe Sylvia, Liz Feldman, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, You Have To Go

“Be someone you can turn to. That's what family is for.”

— Abe Sylvia, Liz Feldman, Lorna Harding, Valerie Mahaffey, You Have To Go

“I was saving her from herself.”

— Abe Sylvia, Liz Feldman, Charlie Harding, Sam McCarthy, You Have To Go

“Demi and Kristian's reunion was nothing short of ADORABLE and PURE and PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!”

— Syd Robinson, "Bachelor In Paradise" Featured Its First Queer Couple After Demi's Girlfriend Joined The Cast

“I am absolutely in love with you, Taco Bell. And as a new vegan, that’s more true than it’s ever been.”

— Lacey Ramburger, A Love Letter to Taco Bell, From a Beginning Vegan

“Thank you for fucking nothing again.”

— Liz Feldman, Abe Sylvia, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, You Have To Go

“When Andrew and I started dating, I felt the constipation looming.”

— Hannah Dylan Pasternak, Why Does Falling in Love Make Me Constipated?

“One of the downsides of a YouTube influencer's quick rise to fame is a sudden need for increased personal security.”

— Amanda Perelli, She got 1.5 million YouTube subscribers in a month. Then a stranger pulled into her parents' driveway asking to see her.

“It’s a fantasy to be perfect out of the gate or perfect after a few years, but mastery takes a lot of work and it takes working every day at it.”

— Chrissy Stockton, 20 Things I’ve Learned By Writing Every Day For 6 Years

“After living alone for a time — perhaps after being widowed or divorced — they realize they thrive when they have independence and personal space, and they don’t want to give that up when they begin a committed relationship.”

— Erika W. Smith, LAT Is The Relationship Status That More & More Millennials Are Signing Up For

“I have to reapply deodorant before making a dentist appointment on the phone. Robert Pattinson lied confidently on live television. How did Robert Pattinson get to that point?”

— Dana Schwartz, I Think About The Time Robert Pattinson Blatantly Lied on Today Show A Lot

“He made me feel so disgusting.”

— Kelly Hutchinson, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I Have To Be Honest

“Hope will burn you like that.”

— Kelly Hutchinson, Judy Hale, Linda Cardellini, Try To Stop Me

“You are an addict. And he's meth, with impish good looks.”

— Kelly Hutchinson, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Try To Stop Me