Latest Quotes

“No means motherfucking no.”

— Kelly Hutchinson, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Try To Stop Me

“You know that feeling you get when a thing is new, and the person you're into gets sick, or there's an emergency, it makes you realize, wow, how much you care about them?”

— Kelly Hutchinson, Nick Prager, Brandon Scott, Try To Stop Me

“I really hope that this new guy knows how to take care of you.”

— Emma Rathbone, Steve Wood, James Marsden, I Can Handle It

“Let's just say an atmosphere of polish and professionalism was not achieved.”

— Emma Rathbone, Christopher Doyle, Max Jenkins, I Can Handle It

“I liked the hike we went on, though. Even though I burned my dick.”

— Emma Rathbone, Steve Wood, James Marsden, I Can Handle It

“No car, no crime.”

— Emma Rathbone, Judy Hale, Linda Cardellini, I Can Handle It

“You don't know what I can handle.”

— Emma Rathbone, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I Can Handle It

“Nothing more dangerous than a stupid kid with a gun.”

— Njeri Brown, Nick Prager, Brandon Scott, Oh My God

“The dominos have fallen, bro.”

— Njeri Brown, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Oh My God

“He is by far the best one, which is not saying a ton.”

— Njeri Brown, Christopher Doyle, Max Jenkins, Oh My God

“Kids are just resilient.”

— Njeri Brown, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Oh My God

“I guess that's one good use of the shrine. I can always find where my husband was mowed down.”

— Njeri Brown, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Oh My God

“The Pearson family’s return to television is still over a month away, which, in these dog days of August, is simply not OK.”

— Kate Auletta, What To Watch If You Can’t Wait For ‘This Is Us’ To Come Back

“The chicken sandwich that Sweet Dixie Kitchen served for that two-day tease is, as of last week, available at all 3,102 Popeyes locations in the United States.”

— Helen Rosner, The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Is Here to Save America

“The couple had weathered allegations of infidelity, and Larry King originally filed for divorce in 2010 before retracting the paperwork.”

— Michele Corriston, Larry King and Seventh Wife Shawn Divorcing After 22 Years of Marriage

“Holy eye contact that just happened.”

— Abe Sylvia, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I've Gotta Get Away

“You are heaven on a stick.”

— Abe Sylvia, Judy Hale, Linda Cardellini, I've Gotta Get Away

“Mommy can do whatever she wants.”

— Abe Sylvia, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I've Gotta Get Away

“But, you know, I'm the one with the uterus, and I've gotta be the grown-up here, and for what?”

— Kate Robin, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I Can't Go Back

“You are beautiful and you are a good person, and you have a great heart.”

— Kate Robin, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, I Can't Go Back