Latest Quotes

“I know I can’t change the past, but I can change the future. I can change, too. And I will.”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? A polar bear.”

— Unknown, reddit.com

“I was dying on the inside, aching for all that we’d lost, and as I stared at our wedding photograph, I hated myself for allowing it to happen.”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“But love, I’ve come to understand, is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“I understand women. There’s no man alive who can honestly say those words and mean them. It just isn’t possible, so there’s no use trying. But that doesn’t mean you can’t love them anyway. And it doesn’t mean that you should ever stop doing your best to let them know how important they are to you.”

— Nicholas Sparks, Noah Calhoun, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“I come here because this place is special to me. It was here, after all, that I first realized I was in love with Jane, and while I know my life was bettered because of it, I must admit that even now I’m mystified by how it happened.”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“You know how advice is – you only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyways.”

— John Steinback, The Winter Of Our Discontent

“Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.”

— Anonymous, via Tumblr

“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself.”

— Simone de Beauvoir, Second Sex

“When people ask me what it’s like to be a parent, I say that it’s among the hardest things you’ll ever do, but in exchange, it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.”

— Nicholas Sparks, Noah Calhoun, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“You are a Witch and by saying aloud, "I am a Witch" three times and thinking about that. You are a Witch by being female, untamed, angry, joyous and immortal.”

— W.I.T.C.H. (Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell), from a leaflet circulated c.1968

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8000 nerve fibres, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibres than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tong…”

— Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography

“And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest night of the summer, a night so hot you can’t even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then at some point late, late,…”

— Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition

“Every time I read to her, it was like I was courting her, because sometimes, just sometimes, she would fall in love with me again, just like she had a long time ago. And that’s the most wonderful feeling in the world. How many people are ever given that chance? To have someone you love fall in love…”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding (Novel Learning Series Book 2)

“What animal can jump higher than a house. All of them... houses can't jump.”

— Anonymous, What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? • /r/AskReddit

“I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.”

— Unknown, reddit.com

“I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.”

— Anonymous, reddit.com

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“When a person is lucky enough to live inside a story, to live inside an imaginary world, the pains of this world disappear. For as long as the story goes on, reality no longer exists.”

— Paul Auster, The Brooklyn Follies

“It doesn't matter who you are or how good you got things. Sooner or later, shit goes wrong for everybody. Sooner or later, there comes a time when all you want to do is shout, 'Fuck you' to the world.”

— Garth Ennis, Absolute Preacher Vol. 1