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“Im going to make everything around me beautiful, and that will be my life.”

— C a r l y C a t h e r i n e ღ (@carlycfisher), instagram.com

“Warning: The second we’re alone, every piece of your clothing is going to get torn off.”

— Holly Riordan, Send These 50 Texts To Your Partner If You Want To Have The Hottest Sex Of Your Life Tonight

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Amazon Classics Edition)

“What do you get when you cross whipped cream with my naked body? Get over here to find out.”

— Holly Riordan, Send These 50 Texts To Your Partner If You Want To Have The Hottest Sex Of Your Life Tonight

“Don't belong to no city don't belong to no man.”

— maria clara (@literallymariex), instagram.com

“I’m thirsty. I need your come in my mouth. Or dripping down my chest.”

— Holly Riordan, Send These 50 Texts To Your Partner If You Want To Have The Hottest Sex Of Your Life Tonight

“The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.”

— Mark Twain, Roughing It

“He doesn’t care what you do together. The type of cuisine you eat, the movie you see, and where you spend the night are all secondary to being in each other’s company.”

— Mélanie Berliet, 20 Signs He Really Is Just That Into You

“I freighted a leaf with a mental message for the friends at home, and dropped it in the stream. But I put no stamp on it and it was held for postage somewhere.”

— Mark Twain, Roughing It

“Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

— Barry Hughs, Pick-up Lines

“You see him watching all your Snapchat stories. You see him. He doesn't miss even one. He doesn't Snap you back or screenshot them or anything, but he's on his Snapchat creeping game strong.”

— Tess Koman, 10 Signs He's Low-Key Into You

“Whatever's good for your soul, do that.”

— Janeen , instagram.com

“Let only latex stand between our love.”

— Barry Hughs, Pick-up Lines

“He’ll have a certain irrepressible, contagious grin on his face, simply because he’s with you.”

— Kim Quindlen, 23 Ways He’s Telling You He Really Likes You (That You’re Not Noticing)

“I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too.”

— Barry Hughes, Pick-up Lines

“I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.”

— Mark Twain, Roughing It

“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

— Barry Hughes, Pick-up Lines

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.”

— Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world.”

— Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Given any opportunity this guy will hold your jacket up for you, offer to buy you food if you say you're hungry and stay behind with you at the cloakroom when you lost your ticket. Any opportunity to help you out, he will take it.”

— Catherine Munnelly, 24 Signs He's Like Likes You | CollegeTimes.com