Latest Quotes

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt?”

— Barry Hughes, Pick-up Lines

“She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.”

— Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.”

— Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”

— Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

“Actions speak louder than words. And often, so does body language. If he’s consistently the one to initiate holding hands or even cuddling on the couch, he likes you. Guys don’t show their lovey-dovey side to just anybody.”

— Marisa Tesoro, 5 Signs He Wants to Be Your Boyfriend

“Champagne & Unicorns”

— Rachel M (@rachel_m82), instagram.com

“Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it -- namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“He doesn’t mind blowing off his friends once in a while when you ask him to hang out last-minute.”

— Kim Quindlen, 23 Ways He’s Telling You He Really Likes You (That You’re Not Noticing)

“Huck was always willing to take a hand in any enterprise that offered entertainment and required no capital, for he had a troublesome super-abundance of that sort of time which is not money.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“He’s excited to meet your friends and family. He wants to see your social circle and observes your actions/reactions like a hawk.”

— Iris Milanova, 15 Signs He’s Really, Really Into You

“When one writes a novel about grown people, he knows exactly where to stop - that is, with a marriage; but when he writes about juveniles, he must stop where he best can.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you're halfway to your next beer.”

— Nora Mendoza (@noramen13), instagram.com

“A guy who is smitten won’t have a problem talking about future plans that include you. Concert next month? Yes. His sister’s wedding next summer? You’re his date. If he’s just not that into you, it will be hard to get him to plan for anything past next Tuesday.”

— Elizabeth Stone, 12 Clear Signs He’s In Love That Women Tend To Be Oblivious To

“Ah, if he could only die temporarily!”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“Do not take this soul for granted For she is so much more than a pretty face She is a soul on fire.”

— Jul (@_julyeahxx), instagram.com

“He’s oh-so-friendly in so many little ways.”

— Sean Jameson, 10 Ways He’s Trying To Show He’s Into You That You’re Totally Unaware Of

“Sometimes lonely and afraid but always brave.”

— Lanie Donato (@shayblues2_), instagram.com

“Warning: I post too many pictures of my dog and I like it that way.”

— @katharnoldussen, instagram.com

“When a guy likes you, he is drawn to you. He wants to be around you, he finds reasons to talk to you, he becomes a presence in your life, and he gives you a special kind of attention that no one else is given.”

— Sabrina Alexis, This Is How To Tell If A Guy Really Likes You

“I learned to dance sarcastically.”

— Emily (@em_callahan), instagram.com