Latest Quotes

“The world is made wrong; kings should go to school to their own laws, at times, and so learn mercy.”

— Mark Twain, The Prince and the Pauper

“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.”

— Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

“He gives you a nickname. This is just another way of him trying to tease you. If he tries to give you a cute nickname, or any nickname that’s supposed to tease you, that’s another great sign.”

— Jason Sutton, How to Tell If a Guy Likes You: 52 Signs Reveal His Feelings

“When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.”

— Mark Twain, The Prince and the Pauper

“Always becoming visibly happier when they see that you’re happy, and always wanting you around when they’re spending time with their friends and family.”

— Kim Quindlen, The Nonverbal Way Your Partner Says ‘I Love You,’ Based On Their Zodiac Sign

“What am I going to do with you? I have suggestions, but this might not be the place for them.”

— Lora Leigh, Forbidden Pleasure: Part 1 (Bound Hearts:Forbidden Pleasure)

“He watched two whole seasons of The Hills in one sitting with you, even though he can’t stand the show. That’s basically love.”

— Stephanie Karina, 14 Signs Your Guy Friend Has A Crush On You

“Mind if I join you? Figure the best way to learn about art is to sit with a masterpiece.”

— Richelle Mead, The Fiery Heart

“I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

— Rania Naim, 50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

“You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

— Becca Martin, 50 Of The Most Cringeworthy Dirty Pick-Up Lines

“A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Stop the overuse of overflow menus

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (Dover Thrift Editions)

“He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Amazon Classics Edition)

“Overflow menus seem like the perfect solution. Designers can ‘take away’ complexity and leave just the really important bits. You can quickly and easily create a clean looking user interface. The trouble with overflow menus is that you didn’t actually take anything away, you just obnoxiously obfusca…”

— Daniel Burka, Stop the overuse of overflow menus

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”

— Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

“If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Amazon Classics Edition)

“Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Amazon Classics Edition)

“If you could do absolutely anything to me right now, what would it be?”

— Holly Riordan, Ask Him These 50 Questions To Give Him The Best Sex Of His Goddamn Life

“I dare you to fuck me on the nearest surface we can find.”

— Holly Riordan, 50 Erotic Challenges For A Dirty Round Of Truth Or Dare

“Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.”

— Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Amazon Classics Edition)