Latest Quotes

“Our country lost its way when we stopped putting the American people first.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan is ‘I’m with her.’ You know what my response to that is? I’m with you: the American people. She thinks it’s all about her.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“Hillary Clinton has perfected the politics of personal profit and theft. She ran the State Department like her own personal hedge fund – doing favors for oppressive regimes, and many others, in exchange for cash.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“This election will decide whether we are ruled by the people, or by the politicians.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“Just look at Hillary Clinton's pathetic email and server statements, or her phony landing in Bosnia where she said she was under attack but the attack turned out to be young girls handing her flowers, a total self-serving lie.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“We will never be able to fix a rigged system by counting on the same people who rigged it in the first place.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“Everywhere I look, I see the possibilities of what our country could be. But we can’t solve any of these problems by relying on the politicians who created them.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“So when people ask me why I am running, I quickly answer: I am running to give back to this country which has been so good to me.”

— Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump On The Stakes Of The Election

“Many people think excitement is happiness. When you are excited you are not peaceful. True happiness is based on peace.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh, Fear: Essential Wisdom For Getting Through the Storm

“Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for possibly becoming the first f...president. I would have said ‘female’ but someone deleted the ‘emale.”

— Jimmy Fallon, President Barack Obama Guests on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - NBC.com

“Give me unforgettable conversations instead of dinners, shower me with your secrets instead of your gifts, pick me up when I’m feeling down instead of picking me up in a limo, be my star instead of buying me diamonds and give me something the world can’t take back, give me something the world can’t…”

— Rania Naim, Give Me The Things That Money Can’t Buy

“I’ve had a lot of people take selfies with me. [After giving a speech and hitting the rope line] it used to be they’d say, ‘I want to ask you about what our nuclear force posture might be. Now they say, ‘can we take a selfie?’ And I say, ‘ of course we can.’ It’s a huge part of the culture.”

— Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton Guests on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - NBC.com

“BREAKING: Donald Trump says he identifies as a presidential candidate.”

— Dylan Stableford, twitter.com

“Drumpf is much less magical. It’s the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Drumpf. It’s the sound of a bottle of store-brand root beer falling off the shelf in a gas station minimart. And it may seem weird to bring up his ancestral name, but to…”

— John Oliver, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO)

“The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night.”

— Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

— Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky (Tiffany Aching)

“It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”

— William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be, for loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.”

— William Shakespeare, Hamlet

“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

— William Shakespeare, Coriolanus

“Time travels at different speeds for different people. I can tell you who time strolls for, who it trots for, who it gallops for, and who it stops cold for.”

— William Shakespeare, As You Like It