“Max Goldman: You're trying to steal her away like you did Mae. John Gustafson: Oh, well, I'll remind you, Einstein, that Mae was no prize. Max Goldman: She was to me. John Gustafson: I was married to the woman for 20 years, she was no prize! Max Goldman: She was to me. John Gustafson: Well, that's…”Tagged: arguments, Alzheimer's
“Max Goldman: You know what Jacob said? Jacob said old Billy Hensel was killed in a car crash. Cleared his car straight off the bridge into the Mississippi. John Gustafson: Lucky bastard. Max Goldman: You bet. John Gustafson: Hey, how is he, anyway? Max Goldman: Dead! Died on impact! John Gustafson:…”Tagged: Mississippi River, Moron
“Jacob: You're a child. Max Goldman: Don't tell me, Jacob; it isn't me. Jacob: Oh it never is. Uh huh, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940. Max Goldman: ’38.”Tagged: Fighting, Nitpicking