“Dear Gillian, Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing. I don't even mind the beard. But I wish you could see us. No more stones being thrown, no taunts cried out. Everything is just so blissfully normal. Life…”Tagged: Taunts, normal, Kissing, Little Girls
“Gary Hallet: Did you or your sister kill James Angelov? Sally Owens: Yeah, a couple of times.”Tagged: Murder, overkill
“Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and…”Tagged: Love, time travel, rosemary, Lavender
“Sally Owens: And I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon! Aunt Jet Owens: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember.”Tagged: dancing naked, full moon, Nudity
“[Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of…”Tagged: Crickets, Love, Moon, Emptiness
“Sally Owens: All I want is a normal life. Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! Sally Owens: Well, it's what I want.”Tagged: normal, Virtue, Courage
“John Gustafson: Ohh, you don't know a damn thing about me... Ariel Truax: I do, too! And I also know the only thing in life, that you regret, are the risks that you don't take.”Tagged: Regret, risks
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love? John Gustafson: October 4th...1978. Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”Tagged: incel
“Ariel Truax: [John is showing Ariel some family pictures] And these two little guys? John Gustafson: Oh! That's me and the moron. Ariel Truax: Is that Max? John Gustafson: Of course it's Max. He's ugly, isn't he? Ariel Truax: Aw, you mean you were friends? John Gustafson: I was 10, and didn't know…”Tagged: Moron, ugly, Romantic
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes. Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”Tagged: smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”Tagged: laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Weatherman: Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr! Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”Tagged: Cold Weather, fatass
“Max Goldman: [Knows that John is hiding and listening, but can't give himself away] You mean the lowlife, asswipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson? Snyder: Have you seen him? Max Goldman: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their…”Tagged: asswipe, egg-sucker, lowlife, Drinking, medication
“If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.”Tagged: Nude Scene