“Pawnee is the fourth-most obese city in America. The kids here are beefy. They’re just husky, big-boned, chunk monsters. I call them like I see them.”Tagged: humor, Funny, Obese, Overweight, eating
“As Leslie’s Maid of Honor, I really need her bachelorette party to go well, which is why I’m stress-eating these gummy penises.”Tagged: humor, Funny, wedding, Maid Of Honor, Stress
“Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?”Tagged: humor, Funny, Jogging