“Schmidt: Here’s another tip, don’t ask a guy out on a first date on the least sexy holiday in America. Jess: What are the sexiest holidays in America? Schmidt: The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July — Independence Day, obviously. Women’s History Month. Christmas.”Tagged: Sexy, holiday, America, 4th of July, Christmas
“Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape!”Tagged: towel, Irish walking cape
“Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I’m being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You’re too humid.”Tagged: damp towel, Nap, Simile Examples, Golden Retriever, Bathroom Bucket
“Picking lint off of a man's sleeve is the most intimate gesture.”Tagged: Power Moves, Weird Flirting Tactics