“Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I’m being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You’re too humid.”— Josh Malmuth, Nick Adams, Berkley Johnson, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now? Hayley: Sorry, babe. Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.”— Paul Stroud, Jeff Fischer (Voice), Jeff Fischer, imdb.com