“Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I’m being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You’re too humid.”— Josh Malmuth, Nick Adams, Berkley Johnson, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com