“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says. Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead. Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said…”Tagged: Tattoos, Kindergarten, bullying