“Ben Seaver: [complaining about his bad first day at school] At lunch, some big guy with sideburns forced me to eat green Jell-O. God help me, I liked it. Chrissy Seaver: [astonished] You ate green Jell-O? Ben Seaver: Yeah. And it was like a nerd magnet. The whole Chess Club sat with me. They elected…”Tagged: nerd, Jell-O, Chess Club
“Mike Seaver: Don't worry, I'm taking my subjects seriously this year. Maggie Malone Seaver: [reads his enrollment form] Bugs Bunny as Archetype: Hero or Wascal?' Mike Seaver: If Boynton State Teachers' College offers it, e-b-dee, e-b-dee, that's enough for me!”Tagged: College, term papers, Bugs Bunny
“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says. Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead. Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said…”Tagged: Tattoos, Kindergarten, bullying