“[Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu] Coach Harris: Hey, Gable. Stan Gable: Yeah, Coach. Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now! Stan Gable: Yes, sir.”Tagged: locker room
“Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before. [Lewis takes off his mask] Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd! Lewis: Yeah. Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful. [gasps in ecstasy] Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as…”Tagged: nerd, nerd sex
“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd…”Tagged: nerd, Baby, crib, Goddamn
“Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place? Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm. [Brick is hurled through the window] Booger: What was that? Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’ Takashi: What is a nerd? Gilbert: We are.”Tagged: nerd, nerd pride, nerd persecution
“Gilbert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're…”Tagged: nerd, nerd pride, nerd persecution
“Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws. Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?”Tagged: Asian Accents, Lobster Claws
“[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…”Tagged: Mailman, Rent, fuck off
“Judy: Maybe we should eat? Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV? Booger: Hey, guys...[opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes]...wonder joints.”Tagged: Marijuana, joints
“Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and…”Tagged: Rap, old-school hip-hop
“Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you ‘booger’? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.”Tagged: booger, Nose-Picking
“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery. Booger: What's mopery? Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity…”Tagged: mopery, fraternities
“[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”Tagged: pants, penis, scoring
“Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”Tagged: nerd, douchebag, Ohio
“[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate] Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!”Tagged: muff, pubic hair
“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”Tagged: Date, party, high school
“[Booger is teaching Takashi poker] Takashi: I think I've got a frush. Booger: What the fuck's a frush? Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush. Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush. Takashi: Oh, thank you.”Tagged: Asian Accent, Royal Flush
“My father said, men will be more efficient if they have hammers and screwdrivers instead of fingers.”Tagged: monster, Efficiency