“Take my car, its reinforced alloy superstructure is far superior to that of your broken down, rusted-out shit box.”Tagged: shit box, used car
“Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm. Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there's a sadness to your wisdom.”Tagged: alien invasion, Sadness, Wisdom
“Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable? Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal. Highmaster: Ah.”Tagged: Greco-Roman, Ford, lincoln, Mercury, Sable