Movie
Coneheads
by Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead and 76 others
With enormous cone-shaped heads, robotlike walks and an appetite for toilet paper, aliens Beldar and Prymatt don't exactly blend in with the population of Paramus, N.J. But for some reason, everyone believes them when they say they're from France.
(15 total)
Characters
“Connie: How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an American sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts when your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer? Ronnie: Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Connie Conehead, Michelle Burke, imdb.com
“I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger. And I far as I was concerned there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petulaus Cluster. I never saw him ag…”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Prymatt Conehead, Jane Curtin, imdb.com
“You know, Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Prymatt Conehead, Jane Curtin, imdb.com
“[to Connie after they return to Earth] Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. Besides, it is not every day a father can give the world to his child.”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench woul…”
— Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm. Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there's a sadness to your wisdom.”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable? Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal. Highmaster: Ah.”
— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com